Water Pong is Stupid.

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist) 04/16/2018 at 12:06 • Filed to: None

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You’re going to play a drinking game that involves no drinking?

No, that’s not how god intended the game to be played when he invented it.

ttyymmnn > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:14

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My father used to ask me, “Would you drink 72 ounces of water or milk?” I never had the nerve to reply, “No, because there’s no point to it.”

DipodomysDeserti > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:16

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God also never intended for Porsches to drink water, and yet here we are.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:16

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Counterpoint - Water pong is great when you actually have drinks in your hand. Ping pong balls get nasty and I don’t want to drink whatever that ping pong ball hits every time. It is funny when you manage to get it in the beer cup in the opponents hand because they have to drink all of that.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 12:18

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Still no good because rarely does a person drink the amount they would if they were to actually play the game. And we have water cups to rinse the balls, we aren’t savages.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 04/16/2018 at 12:20

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*puts down 320z water jug*

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:20

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I don’t mind people taking a sip or two when playing instead of a huge cup. We will play with beer with other games(chandelier, flip cup, etc) but beer pong is just easier to use water.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:22

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It’s fun for the whole family! Even the children!

BigBlock440 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 12:23

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What’s the point if you’re not using it to meter your drinking?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > BigBlock440 04/16/2018 at 12:25

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Because in college we were savages and would drink more if we didn’t use water haha. We were already drinking fast enough as it is. Most people drank either liquor based drinks or would have nicer/not enough beers to keep it going.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:25

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What, people do that? Wouldn’t it be more rewarding if there were like 1/3 cups that were partly vodka, so there was surprise involved and drinking challenge but people would stay slightly more sober?

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 12:27

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A bunch of years ago at an IL college there was an STD outbreak and they blamed a recent, large-scale beer pong tournament.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 04/16/2018 at 12:30

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This is my reasoning! I don’t know what people doing with those cups/floor where the ping pong balls fall, hands!

TorqueToYield > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 12:31

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Beer pong wasn’t fun as a 19 year old in college.

It’s sad as a 30 something year old.

BeaterGT > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 12:37

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Exactly this. Or if you’re drinking craft beer, you’re getting trashed anyway.

Source: Got drunk back in college.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > BeaterGT 04/16/2018 at 12:40

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We usually tarted with craft beer or two then switched to liquor. Going to the store all the time for beer that gets annihilated is annoying.

BeaterGT > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 12:49

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All too familiar. We used to joke, “Vodka pong, for when you run out of beer.” Also a good way to make sure we had plenty of beer.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > BeaterGT 04/16/2018 at 12:51

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The other thing is in Knox we started our parties at 9 and went until 2-3 or later when we got back from the bars. The rookies passed out/went home early. All about that self control haha.

BigBlock440 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 12:57

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So, what’s the point of the water pong? Did you do power hours with water too?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > BigBlock440 04/16/2018 at 13:00

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You use the water to weigh down the cups, then drink from your personal cup when scored on, etc.

Rico > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 13:12

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Exactly this. We play liquor pong I guess, because we usually have a cup of vodka/gin/whiskey in our hands instead and water in the cups. Has anyone even looked into that “rinse cup”? It’s fucking disgusting. You meter your drinking by how many times you keep missing of course lol.

BeaterGT > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 13:21

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Ah, the good old days.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/16/2018 at 13:54

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When I went to Atlanta to see a friend they start at like 11:30 but just gooo. It’s insane.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 14:14

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I can’t even play beer pong when I’m sober

Rico > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2018 at 14:21

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You don’t drink the water.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Rico 04/16/2018 at 14:33

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Got it.

jkm7680 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 14:56

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We always do water pong anyways, even a fraternity knows that nasty ass floor ping pong balls are not the move once put into a beer.

TahoeSTi > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/16/2018 at 18:29

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Everyone is doing it wrong just play with Rum, it’s strong enough to kill what ever is on the ball.....if the place you’re playing is really dirty step up to 151 or everclear.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > TahoeSTi 04/16/2018 at 18:44

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151 is death, Everclear is also death.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > DipodomysDeserti 04/16/2018 at 20:55

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TahoeSTi > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 04/17/2018 at 19:21

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Last man standing pong.